Moomer Juice

Used to describe the oral fluid commonly found seeping from the mouths of Moomers. Has a dark brown and milky consistency, is often disposed of in garbage cans or on the ground when Moomers venture out into the wild. Not to be confused with dip-spit, this particular kind of secretion is found exclusively in Moomers, and is actually one of the common identifying traits of a Moomer.

"Hey Stacy what should we do about that Moomer sitting at table 7? The younger crowd is starting to fill the bar and he's a little too old to be out this late."
"I'll remind him that the students are here for the fifth time, maybe he will take the hint. Just remember to mop the floor after him to clean up the Moomer Juice trail he will inevitably leave upon departure."

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