moon river

A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:
Moon River
wider than a mile
i'm crossing you in style
someday
oh dream maker
you heart breaker
wherever you're going
i'm going your way
two drifters
off to see the world
theres such a lot of world
to see
we're after the same
rainbows end
waiting round the bend
my huckleberry friend
moon river and me

"Hey, are you singing Moon River?"
"Ya, I love that song"

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moon river

1. To moon a river.
2. A very very old song.

Guy 1: HEY LOOK I'M MOONING THE RIVER!
Guy 2: How very mature of you....
Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.

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Moon River

A cumshot right between the ass cheeks resulting in a flow of sperm right down the crack.

Turn around I’m about to moon river you

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Moon river

Unexpected finger up the Anus.

I was at the doctors when he asked me to bend over. He then inserted his finger into my anus. It took me by surprise leaving me wanting to find something to say. Suddenly, moon river sprang to mind so I sang it.

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