moonachie

an incredibly small, rather peaceful town with about zero shops and not much to do at all. everything in moonachie is either a factory or some kind of industry.

tom: I live in Moonachie, NJ
maria: where?
tom: moonachie, you know that place next to little ferry..
maria: nope.. i have no idea what you're talking about

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bukkake in Moonachie

A seedy underground event in an otherwise quiet little town hosted by the local cock midget, who allows anyone of even slight local importance to blast cum wads all over him until he looks like a tiny snowman.

Because of the sniveling nature of the cock midget, it’s difficult to tell if he does it strictly for the love of cum or because it makes the useless cum nugget feel important.

“Dude did you get to the bukkake in Moonachie last night? They buried a midget in cum.”
“No man. I lost my job at the DPW last year, so I guess I’m not important enough to help a bunch of dudes cover a sorry midget with cum any more.”