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Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.
Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks
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( not to be confused with "moosing" written by will bowen november '04) its a sex move i thought of while looking at the moose track flavored ice cream. Its when a man is performing anal sex, causing the peanut butter cup(which is to defecate on the penis) then covers his balls in the feces, then presses his balls up and down the body resembling hooves.
he gave that ho some moose tracks.
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When a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream.
Dood...i made moose tracks on your mother's face last night.
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When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.
I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.
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When a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks.
Man, look at him! his jeans are so tight that he's got moose tracks!
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This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.
"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"
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A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...
Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?
Lou : Please don't talk to me...
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