mop man

A man with a stupid haircut that looks like a mop. He also has a stoopeed mustache that’s super thicc and curly

Mop man: bla bla bla DONT DO THIS!
Kid: look out for boomer mc. Mop Man

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mop-up man

A man that likes to pick up women on the rebound bec that's the best he can do. Typically invites women in bad relationships out to lunch or dinner and scores some cheap sex. This type of guy generally plays the role of caring friend and can never say no to a girl in need. Never fall for this kind of guy. His self esteem is dependent on how much he is mopping up.

You go a thru a massive painful divorce and mop-up man is there to save the day. Take what you need and move on sweetie :)

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Man Mop

When a man with a man bun takes out his bun during sex, cums on a girls back and then mops it up with his hair.

"My tinder date man mopped man mopped me last night."

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