Morbius Meal

The Morbius Meal is one of the most important meals anyone can ever eat. It is your 5 a day. It is based on the amazing film and moviest movie Morbius (2022) and its protagonist Doctor Michael Morbius (played by cultist Jared Leto). The Morbius Meal is served in only the best of establishments such as Los Pollos Hermanos. The Morbius Meal is coming soon to Binley Mega Chippy.

Celeste: I'm so morbed, let's get a Morbius Meal
Connor: Yes

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Morbius Meal

When you go to the McDonald's drive-through and at the pay window scream "IT'S MORBIN TIME!!!" so loud that their system crashes and they are forced to give you a free meal on the house.

You drove off without paying? How did you do it?

I just got the Morbius Meal.

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morbius meal

The most holy piece of food to ever exist from the best chippy ( binley mega chippy) that only giga chads eat.

Son: Mother I know that we are in crippling debt and escaping the government but could we get a morbius meal from binley mega chippy

Mother: Anything for the morbius meal

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