More Music Variety

Meaningless phrase used in radio station jingles. Intended to hypnotise listeners into believing they are listening to a quality radio station with a varied and interesting selection of music. The phrase is usually repeated once every 10 minutes which is just often enough to stop listeners from coming out of their trance and asking "how can playing the same five songs over and over again be considered More Music Variety?"

"You're listening to Syndicated Content FM, with More Music Variety!" <cut to the current Number 4 best selling record for the fifth time that day>

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