Morgan Malmburged

(v) The act of embracing someone, friend or stranger, in a hug and slipping your hand into the hug recipiants pants and inserting a digit into the anus. After complete insertion of digit, preferrably middle finger, the opposite hand should be used to sshh the mouth of recipient.

Austin: "Hey man long time no see! Give me a hug pal!"
Carson: Embraces Austin and performs the Morgan Malburg. "Sshh. Your getting Morgan Malmburged."
Austin: "WTF!"