Morning Abs

When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and witness the illusion that your abs are toned, which quickly fades away as soon you eat a bagel and have a cup of coffee.

::wakes up in the morning.. looks into mirror::

me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!

::later in the day::

Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..

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