Morning Dude

1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).

2. See Morning wood

1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?

2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.

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