Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.

"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."

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Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.

ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.

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morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!