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A fancy way of saying a hickey.
"Shit, I woke up with a morning rose..."
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Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes
D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!
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Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.
"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."
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A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose
Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
Like Morning Wood...but with lipstick stains that make up the "petals" of a rose.
She was a freak last night, had me waking up to a morning rose.
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