Mortar Cycle

Used by the most skillful players in Clash Royale, this deck guarantees you infinite tatas and kitty. If you are using this deck with the rocket, revolving around the mortar as your main win condition, you are probably going to be a multi-billionaire with 100+ wives with thick thighs. You got a mansion in Fiji with your own secret service. You have the best body structure in the world as well. This deck being as straight as a pencil, and these midladder shitters still beating you, but no matter what you shit on them. This deck takes big brain. You gaze upon the virgins who play mega knight, electro giant, wizard, lumber loon, as they abuse their moms credit card for gems. You are crazy at Clash Royale no matter the arena you are in if you play this deck. crazy boss.

Person 1: Hey, what deck do you play?
Person 2: Mortar Cycle
Person 1: That's why you have more than 100 mansions and a Gigachad body
Person 2: Yeah, we got some others living here. What deck you play?
Person 1: Icebow
Person 2: Come on in, get between a pair of thighs, and feel free to stay!

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