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Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"

by Mathieuson February 18, 2008

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Viggo Mortensen

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."

by Rhysel Ash April 12, 2005

164πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Viggo Mortensen

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

by AgentOrangie January 19, 2005

111πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at BavnehΓΈj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte

Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen

by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019


The Viggo Mortensen effect

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life

Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect

by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022


Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

sex god

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

51πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

29πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž