Boy: We should squirt her with ketchup!
Girl: We can't do that!
Boy: Why not?
Girl: She has mortuusequusphobia. She is really scared of ketchup.
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Ur here from the snapchat story boi
Boi has Mortuusequusphobia
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Mortsseusessphob- fuck i cant spell it again, its the abnormal fear of ketchup.
Male: can we put ketchup in her fries?
Female: no! dont do it.
Male: why not??
Female: she has Mortuusequusphobia, shes afraid of ketchup
Male: Mortussshshshs what?
Female: Mortuusequusphobia.