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a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself
mother-in-law----> woman hitler
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A woman who bears children who one day wed, will find herself at the wedding day changed into a mother-in-law. This demotion of status as the previous Number One female in her children's world can create horrible changes in what was once a lovely woman. Most of the bad scenarios arise from a jealousy between wives and mother-in-laws, although there have been some husbands who have faced the wrath of a mother-in-law. A mother-in-law is generally seen as a mythically bad person. As a parallel, father-in-laws don't get the same bad rap.
New wife says, "I thought I married just my husband, but his mother is a huge part of our life!"
Therapist says, "Yes, she is your mother-in-law, and if you let her, she can destroy your marriage. Think - two women love the same man."
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A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.
Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.
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An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.
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A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.
A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.
A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!
A Pain in the ass!
Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?
I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.
Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.
Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.
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A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.
My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax
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your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.
the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.
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