Mount St. Shit

A shit that is so large that it protrudes above the water line of the toilet. It is similar in shape and size to an ocean volcano that, following eruption on the sea bed, forces it's summit out through the waves. Like the volcano, there may also be a ghostly mist coming from the peak.

Oh my god, who has been to the toilet and left Mount St. Shit in the pan...? Quick get some climbing irons and a small flag - this climb is going to be a challenge.