Mountain Gay

A hardworking ranch hand, nature walk loving , boot and flannel button up wearing , Homosexual man.

My friend isn't an "omg gross, teeheehee " type of gay man. He's a mountain gay

Gay Mountain Moment

Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.

‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’