mountain biker

Mountain Biker is a shit house person who has OCD. OCD with MTB, shredding, trail cookies, bikes, mahalo, marlo and Whistler. OCD also with kamikaze, such as launching himself off big ass jumps.

Only rides park, dad only comes to witness first-hand where the ambulance will take him to this time.

Mountain biker somehow believes that riding around, shredding trails, forest surfing and eating trail cookies is more beneficial than finishing school. (AKA bro).
Common vocab used by mountain biker is mahalo, marlo, shred, trail cookies, shred hard ma dudes and im faster than you.

A mountain biker is a forest surfer who shreds.

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Mountain biker

A dumbass who likes jumping off mountains on a bike.

Random dude: I saw an awesome mountain biker doing a wheelie down the road today!

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Mountain Biker Water Break

time taken when mountain biking to smoke pot

Hey Raeqwon, I'm gonna take a Mountain Biker Water Break quick.

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mountain biker

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails

girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!