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These Mountain Jews are really good at making money by exploiting the global financial system.
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a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.
after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!
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Nickname for Latter-day Saints, popularized by some close to the firearms industry including YouTuber Garand Thumb and Black Rifle Coffee Company.
Garand Thumb: "...in the same vein as John Moses Browning, it was designed by our favorite Mormons in Utah aka Mountain Jews."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."
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When you go to a cheap, sleazy gas station and proceed to get a fountain soft drink only to find out its been watered down to hell(can be applied to other watered-downed drinks besides "Mountain Dew"
guy 1: Dude those assholes at the corner gas station sold me watered down sprite.
guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
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The Mountain Jew is a small, almost human creature which vaguely resembles a cross between a goat and a human Jew. It dwells in the rocky mountain outcrops of the Himalayas. They are widely renound for the fluid they create which is drained and sold as a popular soft drink. This drink is commonly known as Mountain Dew and is most commonly found in the USA.
"That darn Mountain Jew took my gold. Them darn mountain Jews are a manky pest..."
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A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.
Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!
"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."
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Mountain Jew is a refreshing beverage that consists of a Jewish women's urine a.k.a having a Jewish women piss in your mouth
Jewish woman:I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you
Man:im gonna need some mountain Jew for that extra energy boost
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