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A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth
Jim expected me to gargle his mouthwash after I gave him a blow job yesterday, Sue told her friend Jennifer. I did it before swallowing, but I hope thee boys get more mature when we get to high school.
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(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
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a substance the enters the mouth to cause pain or pleasure
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getting your dick sucked whilst brushing your teeth
your o-cavity is better than listerine, baby
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in your face, getting insulted straight up
"Did you see that dunk? Man that guy got mouthwashed"
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The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
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What you need after a good blowjob.
While I enjoyed the fun with your dick, I really need some mouthwash.
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