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move the fuck on

(1)A term told to some semi-conscious asshole, usually at work, when all they do is bitch, moan and complain about their job.
(2) A suggestion to someone who cannot seem for the life of them to get over a significant other.

Cheese Dick: "I can't believe they are making me unload the truck again. Don't they know my shoulder hurts? All they do here is take advantage of my good nature."
Co-Worker: "First of all you are an asshole. Seriously,move the fuck on because they don't give a shit about you and especially not your hurt shoulder, you useless Turd.

Cheese Dick: "I can't believe she's dating that guy. What does she see in him?"
Co-Worker: "Move the fuck on moron. The point is, is that she doesn't have to see you when she's screwing her way through your list of friends.

by The MI Shocker March 1, 2014

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Move the fuck on

(1) A sensible reply to some idiot who through fault entirely of their own, bitches, moans and complains just about everything imaginable.

(2) A last gasp, desperate response to a fucking moron who you do not, will not or ever want to be associated with again. Ever.

Cheese Dick: "I can't believe that he stormed out like that. I only went to management because I thought his idea of humor was in poor taste."
You: "Hey, Cheeser D, that was a year ago. Move the fuck on. Man, you are one useless piece of shit."

Cheese Dick: "Doesn't this place suck? I am so ready to quit. My hours suck. My shoulder hurts. I don't want to unload the truck anymore."
You: "Move the fuck on then. I just quit because I know it blows, but you don't hear me bitching, you see me leaving. Get fucked!"

by MI Shocker February 26, 2014

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Move it the fuck out of the way

A great combination of "Move it," and "Get the fuck out of the way"

In a high speed chase on the highway, a car was in my way. I yelled out the window: "MOVE IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!"

by moveitthefuckoutofthewayman March 4, 2009

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Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.

Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.

by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021