Mower Dick'd

The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.

Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"

Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."

Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."

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