Mr Big Mac

an honorable, sweet person. They may be quiet at first, but when you talk more they will open up to you. Not the best to be in a relationship with but decent for one date.

Boy 1: "Oh, what are you eating?"
Boy 2: "I'm eating Mr Big Mac, of course!"
Boy 3: "Very Mr Big Mac of you!"

Mr Big Mac

fat cunt
always starting conflict

constantly going out of his way to annoy you for attention

Boy 1: "Look it's Mr Big Mac!"
Boy 2. "Let's get out of here."