Mr Iverach

"Pillay, my counterpart is my friend, my saviour. 'e got me here in this horrendous gulag full o' boys after suffering with him in the darks in South India. Called the ~mad scientist~ or such bullshit like that by my fellow rivals, many mortals struggle to understand that I'm a supernatural. In the near future, I hope to be given the honour of shining the Malteser, a ritual performed every year in the 'Festival of the Dark'. That's it, really"

No words can describe a god like Mr Iverach.