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An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
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He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.
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A crab who is unfair, in something, attempting to oppress a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea/ocean, and standing in the presence of a concession facility. That crab also is drove by money and greed while a yellow sponge is roasting him.
Mr. Krabs is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at concession! Plotting his oppression!
"Eugene Harold Krabs" better known as "Mr.Krabs" is a fictional character from the cartoon show- "Spongebob Squarepants"
He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.
He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.
He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.
Source- Spongebob Squarepants Episode- Born again Krabs
Example-
Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks
Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't
Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?
Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!
Flying Dutchman- 62 cents
Mr krabs- I'll take the money
Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)
The evil and greedy crab of the show Spongebob Squarepants. If he sees you picking up a penny, he'll cut your hand off and take it from you. One time he even dropped a dime down the drain and lost both of his arms trying to get it. He also has a crush on Mrs. Puff.
Fish: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for penny)
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. (grabs arm)
Fish: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny or the arm comes off!
Spongebob: Psst, Mr. Krabs, say hello.
Mr. Krabs: "Gla-goo!" *chokes*
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A person who does anything just for money.
You're gonna kill her just so you could win money? what kind of Mr. Krabs are you?
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The old Sweaty guy Spongebob works with, According to Patrick.
Hello, My name is Mr. Krabs and i like Money.
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