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A fat ass fucken idiot that just won't die. and Life's goal is to put kids through hell.
Mr. Morrison
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Often used to describe a funny celestial being who can also teach some school whilst putting in a shift on Christmas day.
"Did u see that guy over there he's such a Mr Morrison, the way he teaches those kids latin whilst giving them free meals like Marcus Rashford! What a cutie!
This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".
If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.