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Very dangerous dark man originating from the forbidden regions of South Africa. His bald head is able to manipulate the sun and weather, making him able to change the world with just a thought. Through the ritualistic polishing of his head, he is able to control adults and children alike.
No words can describe a man like Mr Pillay
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Very dangerous dark man capable of crushing a child's mind with a simple eye. This man is the man of men. No man can man up to this man.
I got Pillayed in the canteen today.
In a sudden flash of discrete shock and misconception, I saw him, Mr Pillay. His bald head and beastly eyes manipulated my sudden line-of-thought. Lightning bulged from the clouds. The next thing I knew, I saw in his arms, glowing, Android's entire phone production from 2021.
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funny dark bald-headed man in the backrooms
They say there's 3 things you should stay away from in life:
-Porn
-Drugs
-Mr Pillay
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He should have been drafted for war as a recon sniper. He has a mighty field of view for electronic devices.
Why have I been called to the office?
'You need to see Mr Pillay'
**Soul leaves body**
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The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a suit with a navy blue tie as a with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers". This may explain why the composition of "Mr Pillay" are sugar-2%, skimmed milk powder-3.8%, cocoa butter-39.7%, glucose syrup-18.2%, barley malt extract-12.7% , cocoa mass-31%, palm fat-3.1%, lactose-2.7%, wheat flour-3.1%, emulsifiers (E442, soya lecithin, E492) total 4.9%, palm oil- 4.6%, raising agents (E500, E501, E341) total -4.9%, salt-18%, gelling agent (pectin)-12%, flavouring.
Although chocolate in composition the entity "Mr Pillay" spreads as a cognito-hazard to organisms in his vicinity displaying abilities to disrupt then manipulate any affected victims to the entity's desires to infect and effectively control all under his thumb. The behaviour of "Mr Pillay" includes patrolling areas at precisely noon and early 10 EST and routine monitoring of unfortunate victims involved in his organisation. Underestimation of "Mr Pillay" is fatal as the entity can emit at any time a force of 100 Megatons worth of TNT or one TSAR BOMBA thermonuclear weapon without warning, often creating craters kilometres in diameter.
Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"MMM, A very tasty Mr Pillay" Caleb
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The Entity "Mr Pillay" is a very dangerous being wielding supernatural abilities such as manipulation of cognitive functions of other living organisms in a 15km radius. The Entity "Mr Pillay" also fields a wide field of vision to be able to scout out any unattended or misused device in aforementioned 15km range. The Entity "Mr Pillay" has also been speculated have a MQ-3 Reaper Military Grade attack drone to be able to scout out the area covered by the Entity "Mr Pillay" which may explain why "Mr Pillay" manipulates his organisation ~~~~~~~~~~ into involuntary donation of large sums of funding for his nefarious operations. His ability to also establish area control of his 3 metre vicinity allows him to establish control and therefore causing test subjects to feel fear and authority in his presences. Any devices that unwittingly get in his field of vision is immediately sent to an equivalent of Davy Jones' locker for devices, with a device "confiscated" by this entity, is also referred as being "Pillayed".
The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a formal suit with a navy blue tie as a symbol of authority with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers"
Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"OH NO ITS MR PILLAY, RUN!" -James
"Jeffery just got Pillayed"- George
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