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Mr. Wood

Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe

mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.

they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.

Wow. that was so amazing, you have to be a Mr. Wood!

by scitechians July 12, 2008

61πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Mr wood

A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay

kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*

by a hoes mad June 15, 2019


Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

β€œOmg it’s Mr Wood!”

β€œSheeeesh he's so fine.”

β€œElegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 6, 2021


Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 November 6, 2017

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mr wood

A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.

Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood

by Riddle riddy December 23, 2020


Mr Wood

tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.

mr wood is so hot

by dilf_lover November 25, 2021