Mr. Blip

"Mr. Blip is the face icon in halo odst who is a top down weed smokin MOTHA FUCKIN BADASS PIMP who sometimes turns into a giant floating alien thingy

has a nice pimped out ride with underglow and hydraulics and goes down the road listening to electric avenue.

He talks in a really high voice

likes go fish and midget strippers

hes part rocket and dragon from his mom.

he wears sombreros alot

and smokes ciggies while honking his horn (which is the dukes of hazzard horn)

hes puprle

a giant space lizard at times and a giant computer other times

he eats cars

HES SO THUNDER HE CAN SHIT...ACID

hes got the eye of the tiger

he likes to be petted behind the ear

and he loves fuckin MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME"

damn nigga light me up son!

Mr. Blip i love you <('.'<)

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