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That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.
*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."
december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields
”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”
“because bro it’s international mr fields day”