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Still a better love story than Twilight
Friend: Did you see that Mr. Hands video, it's a guy fucking a horse!
You: Yep, and it's still a better love story than Twilight
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A man in Washington who had a friend video him having anal sex with a horse. He suffered a perferated colon and later died.
Dude 1: Eww have you seen that Mr. Hands video?
Dude 2: Yeah that was damn nasty!
Dude 1: It kinda turned me on.
Dude 2: You are some sick fuck!
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A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.
Now their making a documentry about it.
1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."
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A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg
"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"
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err what? a guy that got analled by a horse and died...duuude thats just some fucked up shit right there....he fucked an animal!! WTF
its people like mr. hands which is why aids exists
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When you violently get fucked/fuck a horse
Person 1: I just had a Mr Hands Moment at the ranch
Person 2: What in the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with you?
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A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.
An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.
Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!
Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.
Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D
Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.
Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.
Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
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