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Mrs. Johnson

a bitchy person who tries to teach but fails, ending up ruining people's lives.

mrs. johnson

by OMG I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU May 21, 2009

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Mrs. Johnson

A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.

"Loxford School has the most dumbest headteacher. She must be a fucking rat"

Mrs. Johnson is a sket

by PeopleWhoAreDumbCunts May 21, 2019

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Mr Johnson

A short tempered careless teacher who will always get on your nerves just to annoy you. He’s the type of teacher who gives out detentions for breathing to loud in the corridors and having to fun at break.(And that’s if you’re not in detention already)

Mr Johnson can I go to the toilet...

TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeè May 19, 2020


Mr Johnson

When a male swings his body back with his penis or "Mr Johnson" firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying "say hello to mr johnson"

The Crack whore was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his penis at her face with the words "say hello to mr johnson" being said.

by morris chestnut August 6, 2009

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Mrs. Johnson

A fat retarded science teacher. She likes to believe that she's not fat and retarded at her job, but we all know that she's a whore on the inside.

When I talk about the devil and Osama Binladin mating and having a kid, I'm talking about Mrs. Johnson.

by I Hate You, Alot! April 21, 2010

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Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."

Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.

by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020


mr. johnson

Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.

We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.

by SexayJessi June 27, 2006

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