Mr. Men

A name for a man with a small penis.

Person 1: Aye, do you know Keshav?
Person 2: You mean Mr. Men?

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Mr. Men Day

An annual celebration held on the 31st of May, to commemorate a great man, Mr. Men.

Person 1: Is it the 31st of May today?
Person 2: Yeah, it's Mr. Men Day!

Mr. Men March

During the whole month of March, men with small penises (under 4 inches) cannot nut, in respect of their hero, Mr. Men.

Person 1: Get ready for Mr. Men March!
Person 2: Ooohh, I love Keshav and all, but this is a hard challenge!

Mr. Mens

When a teacher who teaches a lame ass subject makes the class everyone's favorite, regardless of the curriculum.

My English teacher is such a Mr. Mens! I love him more than my wife and two kids!