Mr. Sperm

A man who does not require balls to impregnate women.

Girl: OMG! What happened to your balls?!

Guy: Well you forgot, I'm Mr. Sperm so I don't need balls to impregnate a woman because I'm full of sperm EVERYWHERE!

Girl: You're bursting at the seams with sperm!

Guy: That's right, I'm spermalicious!

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