The coolest teacher to ever live. Gives good life advice and teaches great time management.
"Mr. Spink is sooo Mr. Spink!
A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.
As the wise words of Mr. Spink Dat Ass states "BITCHES LOVES EMERALDS"