mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

Mr Hardy

Teacher with a wham nose who has a train ticket. he cuts his own hair for convenience over looks, and he is an all round bless guy. half the class still got a u on his test though so he's a bit rubbish but not to worry

Miss Jennings: do u have a crush on me?
Mr Hardy: yes
Miss Jennings: lol ur nose is big
Mr Hardy: sket

mr hardy

that one science teacher thats way too familiar with how kidnappers keep kids quiet

person a: yo did you hear about mr hardy the other day
person b: guess we know how he got his name

mrs hardy

A principal, that's it, suffer with my statement.

Mrs hardy is mrs hardy