To perform and receive the highly pleasurable act of anal fisting.
Roger's girlfriend loved to get her freak on. She loved getting Mud Gloved.
When a partner takes a warm creamy shit in his/her hand and proceeds to give you a Good Ol Fashioned with that steamy fudge dragon coating their hand like a glove.
-Last night Bertha Jenkins was so frisky she gave me a extra gooey mud glove.
-For real? A Mud Glove? How was it?
-Dude it was warm and creamy just like I like it!!!
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Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: βHey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I donβt get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?β
Eliza: βI would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!β