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muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2004

572๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist August 15, 2005

244๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

by john May 14, 2003

167๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.

"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"

by CKE November 25, 2007

105๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

by spazzy jazzy January 19, 2003

107๐Ÿ‘ 249๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker July 26, 2015

53๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 7, 2002

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