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to high five someone's face aggressively
damn! he just muffed the bartender!
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to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.
I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.
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when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
Broski why does this chair smell like ass???
oh Elaine muffed...
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To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.
Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?
Tyler- No why?
Mikey- He was muffed!
Tyler- Damn!
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This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.
Man, have you ever muffed a girl?
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when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).
I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.
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