Muhammet Oncu Baran

A cool soccer player who is just like Ronaldo. BUT he lets it crust. When he does wipe he uses his hands. He doesn't wash his hands after he wipes his crusty poo. Everyday he touches himself in class when he is watching Ronaldo's wife's bum. When he is not watching Ronaldo's wife's (Georgina's) bum, he watches sigma alpha Skibidi Ohio Grimace edits. He is the definition of brain rot and says he would give up Islam for one night with Georgina. He keeps telling a very cool, strong man named Taha to Dashagamyallah. He also makes fun of the special ed kid in our class named Nikita. He says he has Skibidi Rizz in Ohio but a fat Indian named Arnav stole his girl (according to Taha).

Muhammet Oncu Baran is a very horny man.