A dog that is chubby and cute.
Scout, the dog, is the quintessential mumple.
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When a blowjob is so hard the receiver's penis get bitten off by the giver, is swallowed, digested, reformed in the intestines and then comes out of the vagina and is used as a strap-on.
Wow, Mary gave me an amazing mumple last night!
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A young adolescent man (Name who commonly begins with R) who believes he truly is better than everyone else.
A Mumple lies about many things in order to make others believe he is someone he is not. These include pulling bitches, his penis size, and his love life.
A Mumple also makes others feel bad to comfort his ego and own insecurities, and brings down other "friends" to make himself feel better.
He lives in the shadow of his older brother who is 10x more attractive and secure than himself.
Mumples like to chat shit about their own friends behind their backs, in order to make himself look better.
Nobody likes this individual, but no one knows knows how to get rid of him.
If you see this you know who you are buddy ur a mumple
When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao
A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!
When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.
Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.
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Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.
Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!
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