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Murali is truly an awesome guy.He always tries to help those around him.He is the most time efficient person you will ever meet.
Guy:Wow look is that Murali
Guy2: I heard he likes giving money to homeless shelters
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1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.
See sloth.
1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.
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Short for Muttiah Muralitharan. A Sri Lankan cricketer. Considered the best off spinner in the world and in 2002 named the greatest bowler of all time. He has an unorthodox action that gives the appearance of a bent arm, especially with the doosra which turns from leg to off. Cricket fans are divided on whether he is a great player or a cheat. He has been greatly criticised by the former Indian spinner Bishan Bedi who described his action as being like a javelin thrower.
1. "Muralitharan is the Donald Bradman of bowling" - Steve Wauth
2. "Why should a bowler be allowed to chuck because he has a defective arm" - Bishan Bedi
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3. The nickname of cricket legend Muralitharan
"I'm no Murali..."
"Murali is my hero"
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The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.
My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.
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A local superhero who derived his powers after a stroke of lightning rendered him unconscious. He subsequently went on to save his native village from Minnal Shibu, a deranged villain endowed with similar powers.
"The Police officer pulled a real Minnal Murali last day. He saved the city from a dangerous terrorist"
(n). Murali Das refers to a tall bearded gentleman. This person is usually kind but stubborn. They are usually Taurus. It's probably not a good idea to get on their bad side. They are also known to be extremely lazy. On the plus side, they are fiercely loyal. So no need to ever worry about getting cheated on.
They are thieves though. They win the favour of their partner's family and then the partner looks like the culprit. So beware.
1. Look at that gentleman. Looks like a Murali Das.
2. No way could he say something horrible. He's a Murali Das. You must have been mistaken.