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me and my friend named a stray dog murf
me: murf is cute.
also me: mom, can we keep him?
mom: no.
also also me: bitch
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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
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this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.
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the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong
Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"
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