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Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 25, 2020


murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.

Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.

by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007

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Murphy Bedded

To be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the shit out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a Murphy bed

bitch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a Murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress...

"prude bitch got Murphy bedded"

by bNutz LA July 11, 2008

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Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

by DJ Nipslip July 17, 2021