A long, skinny, green bean cock.
Jonny J has a murpy, As his dick has the girth of a No.2 Pencil.
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Similar to mopey its when your not great but not terrible either. Best described as 80% fine and 20% bad, feeling murpy can be caused by small annoyances or being slightly depressed. When a thing is murpy it is pathetic and a little sad, like a wilted planted is murpy.
person one-Hey how are you?
person two- idk kinda murpy
--when describing a thing--
person one- hey did you see that new movie
person two- yeah it was kinda murpy, I'm not unhappy I saw it but it was mostly mediocre and one scene was kinda bad
person one- oh ok then I might not watch it
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