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Murrieta (Murr-town) California. The 44th safest city in the nation. The safest in Riverside County. Also making it 1st on the list of most Copulated city, with more than 30 cops per square mile at all times.
Murrieta has so many cops around, they don't even have time to eat donuts
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A city full of congestion, trafic, gas stations on every corner, guys with lifted trucks, dirtbike or a quad in the back. alot of posers. A prison looking school. and some really nice houses. A lot of idiot drivers. and even more trafic. Also known as the 951
Eyyy bro were u from? I REP THE 951, MURRIETA (murrtown)
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Known to others as a city in between Los Angeles and San Diego. Known to Murrietans as the place between nowhere and hell. No rain, weather always close to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, most interesting thing is a trampoline park or a shitty "Family Fun" center known as Mulligan's (which is infested with 6 year olds or 10 year olds that claim to be stoner's. After 2 weeks here you want to leave. Every white kid claims he's a pro skater, MX rider, of BMX rider. Every black kid and mexican acts like they're in a gang. We have a very low fucking crime rate so no excitement, or gang. The best drug you can get off the street is fucking oregano. The schools are shitty except the sports. It's Vista Murrieta or nothin' or you're wrong ( the school has like 4000 fucking people).
John: Hey have yo ever been to Murrieta
Nancy: Oh that shithole? Unfortunately yes.
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Murrieta is a shitty suburb and its always 39 degrees or 103 degrees. There is absolutely nothing to do besides go to a shitty skating ring or go to a mall in temecula where the cops and their assumptions are 12 feet up your ass. Everyone claims to skate and they dress like it ; but no one actually can put two feet on the board. ( Except for an amount that nears 25 kids). It is overpopulated and one high school has over 4000 kids. There is 4 middle schools and 3 high schools. at every one, half of the schools population vapes. So yeah the MURR-TOWN is a splendid place.
Average Joe 1: You ever been to that shithole Murrieta?
Average Joe 2: Ya I have visited the Murr-town, its hell on earth.
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An extremly lame place to live. Thats the fact.
Person 1: Hey lets move to Murrieta!
Person 2: LETS NOT
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A town full of traffic, shopping centers, bisexuals, and beautiful two story houses.
Consists of: Bros, Bro Hoes, Posers, and some hot people.
Ayo I DGAF lets move to murrieta.
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A city in the Inland Empire of Southern California.
More and more gangs are moving in here from different ghettos. The ghetto mentality has settled in permanently here among all ethnicities.
There are tons of drugs, anything their is, its here.
Houses are cheap here because this place is terrible. The city is desperate to sucker people into moving here for the tax revenue. Don't let the low housing prices fool you, because as with anything else in life, you get what you pay for.
Good luck, dont get jacked!
Shit man, Murrieta has changed a lot, seems everywhere you go some motherfucker is trying to sell a sack or scrap.
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