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A muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size
Tony: Ha, have you seen ollie joined the gym
Ally: Yeah hes such a little muscle hamster
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To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.
Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.
That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster
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To put on a condom.
The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."
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