Muscular Face

A person with a face made totally up of rippling muscles. Can do push-ups with chin and crack walnuts in mouth.

Giants among men.

"Nick Grim has a muscular face! Look at him bench press 200 lbs with his chin!"
"Freak!"

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Muscular Face

A face of a person that grows his or her muscles on the face by chewing gums all day long.

A: "Can you see Adam's muscular face while he's chewing?"
B: "Oh my god, I think he can cut one of the cables that's carrying the school's elevator!"
A: "Yes, we finally figured how to make the school pay for something stupid once again... hah!"

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Muscular Cockroach Face

A very hot, muscular, cockroach...that has a face.

"Oh, wow! That guy has a really hot muscular cockroach face!"