Music Stand Whore

A music stand whore (or hog) is a musician in a band, orchestra, or chamber group who hogs the music stand.

This person will have their own stand and won't share, while others are two or even three to a stand.

In worst cases this person will be using multiple stands for their stuff.

Why do those flutes have their own stands? We're three on a stand here! Those music stand whores.

Conductor: Stop being a music stand whore!

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